MAN

IRON AND STEEL!

we are men with big dicks

kendra has hinted at the possibility that she has a dick, but has not made any insinuations as to the size of one supposed dick.

excited about fucking everything

so i didn't notice that chris made a post right before mine.

kendra lost. badly.

so i thought you guys might appreciate the pure ownage going on here...

i am the bejeweled king
and don't even try to step to me in bejeweled 2. i drop mad bombs like i don't even want that shit.

i'll kill you

fuck carrots...

i don't wanna dance, i'm scared to death! i want some answers that ja rule might not have right now...

shortest post evar

super nintendo tennis kicks fucking ass

i guess her name is maria... fuck, whatever

getting sick...

i still have to shit, too

with the funny parts cut out

so i'm guessing it was just an unfortunate coincidence that the phone cut out when i said that i was talking to a 30-foot tall person with a hairy vagina. i'd like to believe that audioblogger is above perpetrating a censorship conspiracy against 30-foot tall persons possessing hairy vaginas. it seems an act simply to atrocious to ignore...

tim pees inside

i have no problem linking your drunk post, chris.